“Any cigar smoker is friend, because I know how he feels.” — Alfred de Musset
“Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.”
― Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing
“Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god’s idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
How we apples swim ! So said the horsedung as it floated down the stream along with fruit.
Youth ne’er aspires to virtues perfect grown
Till his wild oats be sown.
“The best fisherman I know try not to make the same mistakes over and over again; instead they strive to make new and interesting mistakes and to remember what they learned from them.” John Gierach “Fly Fishing the High Country”
Women and bairns lein [conceal] what they kenna. Scotch.
“It’s hard being left behind. (…) It’s hard to be the one who stays.”
― Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler’s Wife