Q. Did you hear about the man who can jump from tree to tree? A: He was a monkey’s uncle.

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The buzzard told the monkey “You’re chokin’ me. Release your hold and I’ll set you free”
The monkey looked the buzzard right dead in the eye and said “Your story’s touching but it sounds like a lie.”
Nat “King” Cole

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