I had never planned to become a savanna baboon when I grew up; instead, I had always assumed I would become a mountain gorilla.”

― Robert M. Sapolsky

The Big Baboon is found upon
The plains of Cariboo:
He goes about with nothing on
(A shocking thing to do).

But if he dressed up respectably
And let his whiskers grow,
How like this Big Baboon would be
To Mister So-and-so!

BELLOC