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Irish love ballad
“This is the true story of my life, as told by a complete liar (me). While that sounds like an honest statement, it’s also a lie. I just can’t help myself. Unless I’m helping myself to seconds at dinner. You see, I can’t possibly be a complete liar, because I’m a rather incomplete person. I look complete on the outside—two arms, legs, ears, eyes, etc—but on the inside I feel half empty at times. If I were a glass of water, I’d make myself thirstier for more than I could supply. I thirst for love like a straw in the Sahara. I hunger for your body like a cannibal in the mountains. Wait, that last bit wasn’t true. I should have said cannibal on a deserted island.”
― Jarod Kintz, Gosh, I probably shouldn’t publish this.
http://www.poetrylibrary.edu.au/poets/lawson-henry/the-glass-on-the-bar-0002015
THE OLD PROVERBIAL RECOVERY 